Decipus [comic]

Decipus [comic]

It’s a common misconception that octopuses (pi?) are more productive than their two armed cousins to the north, humans. Even since colonial times, blacksmiths have held the octopus in the highest esteem as effective workers because of their multitasking abilities. However as time went on, scientists found that there was no direct correlation between productivity and eightleggedness, and studies have shown that the octopus is extremely lazy, hence why none are seen in the workplace anymore.

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