Once upon a time, there was a a social media noob who, being anxious to start an adventure, set out from her dreary cottage in the dark forest. After many miles and a treacherous jaunt through a fire swamp, she came upon a village of Wuts, who were the strangest, most interesting creatures she had seen. They looked upon her, with something akin to wonder, and brought her to the village to become one of their own. Soon, the noob learned the ways of the Wuts and began to excel beyond imagination. One day, the noob awoke to find all the Wuts looking upon her in amazement, for she had been transformed into the most wonderous Social Media Unicorn the Wuts had ever seen.
She was so grateful for all that the Wuts had taught her. She presented them with a marvelous gift saying, "I hope it's ok....I made you an infographic."