I’m sure you all know about Mildred, we’ve talked about her before. She is our receptionist and her name is actually Louise, but we only recently learned that one year ago and had already gotten used to calling her Mildred. Our building is advertised to have a “friendly greeter” (this point was later removed) just to screw with the minds of visitors. She is, in fact, not friendly and extremely judgmental. She sits in her reception area guarding the three elevators that are mirrored, so even when your back is to her, you can still see her frowning at you between cryptoquotes. And don’t even think about asking where a specific office is, you can just check the chart for yourself, it’s *point*right there.
Seriously, we don’t know what her problem is.